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Haunted Radio

by The Dolly Shakes

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There’s a killer in Bolan, be home before dark Keep away from the Drive-In, stay outta the park Can’t seem to remember what’s happening in my head There’s a killer in Bolan and I’m under the bed There’s a killer in Bolan and he’s wearing my shirt Now I’m burying mum and dad with a shovel in the dirt Gotta stop the evil, can’t hesitate Killer in my hand, time to amputate I’ve got to make this end I’ve murdered all my friends Devil’s hand got away At midnight there’s hell to pay Save my girl and save the day Who needs two hands anyway? There’s a killer in Bolan and it’s Halloween I just wanna go to the dance with the angel of my dreams But I’ve got a secret I can never tell Killer in my hand taking her to Hell I’ve got to make this end I’ve murdered all my friends Devil’s hand got away At midnight there’s hell to pay Save my girl and save the day Who needs two hands anyway? Idle hands are the Devil’s playground I was such an idle boy Idle hands are the Devil’s playground The Devil made my hand his toy Killed the killer in Bolan with a sacred knife Disappeared in a cloud of smoke and I nearly lost my life Everything’s alright now, everything is fine Coz I saved the day and the girl is mine I made it to the end And got a new girlfriend Devil’s hand got away At midnight there’s hell to pay Save my girl and save the day Who needs two hands anyway?
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Grr Argh 04:05
Do you wanna run away with me to a place we can run away? A place where the undead walk at night and there’s ghosts and witches by the day There’s a Doublemeat Palace and a Happy Burger and possibly a Taco Bell But I guess I should probably tell you that this town is on the actual real-life mouth of Hell We’ll make sure that we hide from the Master and keep away from the mausoleum And it’s probably best if we keep our distance from the mummies at the museum And we’d better watch out for the Mayor because he’s basically a giant snake And sometimes the vamps are really old and I think we’re gonna need a bigger stake If we lived in Sunnydale most of us would be dead by now But if we lived in Sunnydale we’d make our own fun somehow Coz we’d go to the beach and we’d go to The Bronze And we’d dance to Dingoes Ate My Baby Life could be cool in Sunnydale maybe We’ll never visit the hyenas at the Sunnydale Zoo And we’ll stay wide awake coz our worst nightmares have a habit of becoming true There’s robots and invisible girls and the swim team are all fish And whatever you do don’t close your eyes and pray or make a wish If we lived in Sunnydale most of us would be dead by now But if we lived in Sunnydale we’d make our own fun somehow Coz we’d go to the beach and we’d go to The Bronze And we’d dance to Dingoes Ate My Baby Life could be cool in Sunnydale maybe Watch out for the werewolves when the full moon’s in the sky Watch out for the zombies coz they think they’re such tough guys Keep away from Glorificus, keep out of 314 And whatever you do don’t fall asleep coz the Cheese Man haunts our dreams If we lived in Sunnydale most of us would be dead by now But if we lived in Sunnydale we’d make our own fun somehow Coz we’d go to the beach and we’d go to The Bronze And we’d dance to Dingoes Ate My Baby Life could be cool in Sunnydale maybe
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He’s a YouTube sensation making films in his basement With a smile showing fangs like a shining moon He’s seen every horror movie and his theme tune is so groovy And I hope I get to meet him real, real soon I’m gonna send him a parcel to his Wolfulair castle With a token of my love so true And I’ll seal it with kisses send him lots of spooky wishes And a note signed in blood saying ‘I love you’ Coz every night I watch him before I go to sleep And if I could I’d give him my heart to keep Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit scary But you make me feel all warm inside Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit hairy But I wanna be your zombie bride His eyes are so dreamy I just need to make them see me So I’ll sneak into his castle in the dead of night And I hope that when we meet that his heart will skip a beat And we’ll fall head over heels love at first sight Coz every night I watch him before I go to sleep And if I could I’d give him my heart to keep Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit scary But you make me feel all warm inside Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit hairy But I wanna be your zombie bride When we’re finally together I’ll make sure we never sever Coz I’ll stitch us up forever with a needle and thread So no matter what he tries we’ll remain side by side Never to be parted until we’re both dead And every night into his bedroom I will creep And every night I’ll watch him as he sleeps Oh why won’t he take my heart to keep? Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit scary But you make me feel all warm inside Dr Wolfula you’re a little bit hairy But I wanna be your zombie bride
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Briarcliff 05:43
There’s a place for all the sinners and those they call insane Where you’ll forget your troubles coz you’ll forget your name Hide from the sister, the Devil’s inside If these walls could talk then they would scream and they would cry They locked up the wrong ones and threw away the key Now somewhere on the outside a monster’s walking free So when he comes a-knocking, don’t let the doctor in Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in They’ll put you in a cell and you’ll never go to trial Give you a lobotomy to make you smile They’ll hold you down and drug you up, chain you to your bed Put wires in your brain, send shockwaves to your head They locked up the wrong ones and threw away the key Now somewhere on the outside a monster’s walking free So when he comes a-knocking, don’t let the doctor in Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in Pray for the Angel to take you away, Briarcliff there’s no escape Pray for the Angel to take you away, Briarcliff there’s no escape Pray for the Angel to take you away, Briarcliff there’s no escape Pray for the Angel to take you away There’s no escape, there’s no escape Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in Bloodyface, he’ll take your skin Bloodyface, don’t let the doctor in

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'Haunted Radio' is a horror-themed selection of songs, available as a digital download or as a physical CD. Featuring songs about vampire slayers, evil hands, YouTube stars and fictional asylums!

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released October 31, 2021

Vocals: Quina Chapman
Guitars: Jessica Royle
Bass and Synth: Liam Morgan

Mixed and produced by Liam Morgan

Lyrics by Quina Chapman
All music by The Dolly Shakes

Recorded in Quina and Liam’s flat in Summer/Autumn 2021

Artwork by Jessica Royle

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The Dolly Shakes Manchester, UK

We are a DIY girl band with songs about cult TV & movies, books, and other pop culture. We are Quina Chapman (bass, vocals) and Jessica Royle (guitar). Sometimes we play ukuleles.

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